Trent Lott retiring; Strom Thurmond rolling over in grave; intelligent people around the country rejoicing

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Oh Trent Lott, you poor thing, don’t cry. I know it’s hard maintaining a sense of pride after you continually manage to stick your foot in your mouth every time you open it. But retiring a year early? Has it really been that hard on you? I mean, as far as I know, no one has accused you of soliciting a cop for sex or being involved in the disappearance of a young intern with whom you had an affair. Somehow, you managed to recover from those, um, remarks you made at Strom Thurmond’s 100th birthday party five years ago. And after all that, you give up now? I’m so disappointed in you. Maybe you’re just jumping on the bandwagon of people connected to Bush leaving their positions? I can understand the urge to do so. But if Thurmond came back from the dead and jumped off a bridge, would you follow him?

Lott’s reason, you ask? A simple, “It’s time for us to do something else.” A word to the wise, Mr. Senator. When you return to your lovely home state of Mississippi to do something else, be careful of what comes out of your mouth. I like to live by the motto of thinking before I speak. You should try it some time.

Meanwhile, I’ll be doing a happy dance, along with most of the rest of the country. Later, sucka!

Oh, so that’s what you’re supposed to do with pot? I thought you just watched it burn like incense.

Even though I live in the political capital of the world, I’m typically not one to comment on political ongoings. In fact, my general dislike toward politics is most likely derived from living in a city for most of my adult life where life revolves around who’s in office, which party you belong to, and which political connections you have.

However, even I feel the need to comment sometimes on the more humorous and idiotic things that politicians do. In this case, I’d like to focus on what to me was a humorous comment by democratic candidate Barack Obama (although I’m sure the Republicans are having a field day on how “idiotic” it was of him). Last week, Obama revealed that while he wasn’t proud of it, he had indulged in some drug use while a teenager. First of all, how many people out there are actually proud of their drug use? Although I understand why he said it, that is just plain silly.

The humorous part comes from Obama’s subtle jibe toward Bill Clinton and his nonsensical comment during the ’92 campaign about not inhaling. Obama commented, “The point was to inhale. That was the point.” Ohhh, I get it now. You use drugs to get high? And here I was confused all these years about why you smoked pot, or did any drugs for that point.

I applaud Obama’s honesty in revealing past drug use, and I strongly believe that minor indiscretions from one’s past should not be held against him (if that was the case, then we wouldn’t have our current president, now would we?). It makes Obama human, for god’s sake. He grew up in a time of experimentation, free love, and all that other 60s/70s craziness. I think a little pot smoking says a lot less about one’s moral character then, for example, Rudy Giuliani, who’s one what, his 17th wife? And I don’t even think that should prevent Guiliani from becoming president (although I may have to move to Canada if that happens).

Of course, the Republicans are bound to have a grand old time ripping into Obama for his honesty, something they are not very familiar with. “Smooth Talkin’ Mitt Romney,” as the DNC likes to call him, pounced first, saying, “I think it’s important for us not to go into details about the weaknesses and our own failings as young people for the concern that we open kids thinking that it’s ok for them.” And how exactly was Obama making drug use seem ok? Did he later parade around, kissing babies while whispering in their ears how awesome drugs are? No, he admitted he made a mistake, which is more than a lot of candidates seem capable of doing.

So while I have yet to seriously consider any of the potential candidates, I think the American public as a whole would benefit if they followed Obama’s lead and worked more on being honest and less on spinning words and talking in circles.

This Thanksgiving, I give thanks for “the internets” … damn, how lame am I?

Mashable, one of my favorite blogs, posted the following poll yesterday:

How much time will you spend online tomorrow?

  • None you sick bastards
  • I might check my email
  • I’ll probably be on for a few hours
  • Tomorrow is a holiday?

Now, those who know me well know I am not one for holidays. I inherited my grandmother’s bah humbug attitude toward most holidays, and Thanksgiving is right up there. Maybe it’s because I have such a small family so it just seems like any other family dinner. (Or maybe it’s that the true spirit of Thanksgiving has been lost in the food orgy, subsequent food coma, and the shopping insanity known as black Friday. Man, I’m a cynic.)

But why did I feel just the tiniest bit guilty when I immediately thought to myself that of course I’ll be online for a few hours today. I’m always online for at least a few days, unless I’m traveling. Maybe I should ship myself off to South Korea for a little boot camp action. Yeah right. I’d terrify those poor little Korean teenage boys. Well then, maybe I will go.

Happy Turkey Day people. Happy frickin’ Turkey Day.

Chuck Norris for President

To be honest, I don’t really give a crap about Campaign 2008 at this point. After all, the election is nearly a year away, and no matter who wins, we’re still stuck with G’Dub until Jan. 2009.

However, with that said, I do love Chuck Norris. I am a sucker for Chuck Norris jokes, so I had a good laugh when I was sent the following video. On the other hand, it saddens me to see Chuck supporting a Republican. I guess you can’t win them all.