The Westminster City Council, which has decided that 10,000 gallons of piss on its city’s streets each year is just one gallon too many, has set up a most ingenious text-messaging service. Simply text the word “toilet” and you’ll get a response with the location of the nearest public loo.

This is simply brilliant if you ask me. My one question though: do you really need to have a national organization devoted to toilets?

Oh you crazy Brits, I do love you.